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I get intimate with the TSA

September 24, 2010

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In August 2010, TSA officers at Boston’s Logan airport and Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport implemented a palms-first, slide-down body search technique, which has been referred to by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) as the “enhanced pat-down”. The Boston Herald reports that the TSA’s new policy is fueling the debate of privacy over safety with its […]

“You don’t deserve a tip”

September 24, 2010

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Neris: $7.80 Kid: (Sigh) Neris: God, you a drug dealer carrying some money like this? Kid: Yeah Neris: Oh, boy, did I give it to you?  Fuck you. Kid: Yeah, it’s no no tip Neris: Fuck you, it’s my, it’s my tip Neris: It’s my tip, it’s my fucking twenty cents tip Kid: No, no, […]

Concerning Pizza

September 21, 2010

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During the middle of the summer, I wrote to the staff at Donadio & Olson, Inc., a literary agency I was fortunate enough to have an internship at, and I updated them on my life (as I promised I would).  I mentioned a site I had been using to catalog my experiences working at a […]

A Book Review: “John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches”

September 14, 2010

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Title: John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches Author: Jennifer Sugar and Jill C. Nelson Publisher: BearManor Media Publish Date: 2008 Pages: 584 Genres: Biography, Non-Fiction Rating: 5 out of 5 “Everything in life is an act; it’s the performance that counts.” -John Holmes And John performed. One can’t help but wonder where the life […]

“My sandwich is caught on my tooth!”

September 14, 2010

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All hyperboles aside, I probably account for 300,000 of the 347,237 views this YouTube video has garnered. And I loved it every time.

A Book Review: “Instant Orgasm: Excitement at First Touch”

September 13, 2010

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Title: Instant Orgasm: Excitement at First Touch Author: Steve Bodansky, PhD & Vera Bodansky, PhD Publisher: Hunter House Inc., Publishers Publish Date: 2008 Pages: 180 Genre: Self-Help Rating: 2 out 5 Purchasing Steve and Vera Bodansky’s Instant Orgasm: Excitement at First Touch is like buying a magic set; some tricks seem easy enough, but the […]

A Book Review: “Sexiest Soles: Erotic Stories About Feet and Shoes”

September 9, 2010

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My first job out of college was an unpaid internship writing adult book reviews for a shitty website based in Manhattan.  Since I didn’t fulfill my contract of the six-month work period, my name was never published along with my reviews, which was probably for the best.  “Sex Herald Intern” isn’t exactly a marketable position, […]